{"id":1164,"date":"2007-11-03T17:32:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-03T17:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/janaremy.com\/?p=1164"},"modified":"2007-11-03T17:32:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-03T17:32:00","slug":"pilgrimgirl-classic-sour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.janaremy.com\/pilgrimsteps\/2007\/11\/03\/pilgrimgirl-classic-sour\/","title":{"rendered":"pilgrimgirl classic: sour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">A reprint from 2\/14\/2006<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Note to self: next time John gets you your favorite super-sour gummies for Valentine&#8217;s Day Eve, squeal when he presents them to you. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>However, do not proceed to eat said gummies while wearing a low-cut top and reading scholarly journal articles because sour gummy powder will then accumulate in your, um, cleavage while you are concentrating on the arguments of the very stimulating writings of 19th-century historians.<\/p>\n<p>And then you&#8217;ll wake up in the middle of the night w\/ cleavage sore and burning from said powder and you&#8217;ll have to teach the next day while trying to ignore that you want very much to scratch that particularly irritated area&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A reprint from 2\/14\/2006 Note to self: next time John gets you your favorite super-sour gummies for Valentine&#8217;s Day Eve, squeal when he presents them to you. \ud83d\ude42 However, do not proceed to eat said gummies while wearing a low-cut top and reading scholarly journal articles because sour gummy powder will then accumulate in your, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-john","category-school"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.7 - 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