{"id":1547,"date":"2008-09-05T00:14:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-05T00:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/janaremy.com\/?p=1547"},"modified":"2008-09-05T00:14:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-05T00:14:00","slug":"in-a-handbasket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.janaremy.com\/pilgrimsteps\/2008\/09\/05\/in-a-handbasket\/","title":{"rendered":"in a handbasket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not sure why, but there&#8217;s something really liberating about knowing that I&#8217;m now headed to hell (or in mormonspeak, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Telestial_kingdom#The_Telestial_Kingdom\">The Telestial Kingdom<\/a>&#8220;).<\/p>\n<p>Now I can do all the sorcery and coffee-drinking that I want, with nary a worry about the consequences.  Right?<\/p>\n<p>Besides&#8230;some of my favorite people have been fornicators, thieves, pot-smokers, liars, and\/or presidential candidates (and sometimes all of the above).*   And what would the afterlife be if I couldn&#8217;t hang with all those groovy people?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">*Note: I am resisting the urge to blog about <a href=\"http:\/\/dooce.com\/2008\/09\/04\/and-boom\">the P-word<\/a>.  Resist.  Resist.  Resist, I say.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not sure why, but there&#8217;s something really liberating about knowing that I&#8217;m now headed to hell (or in mormonspeak, &#8220;The Telestial Kingdom&#8220;). Now I can do all the sorcery and coffee-drinking that I want, with nary a worry about the consequences. Right? 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