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I have a few funny stories<\/a> I like to tell about John. But the latest Remy family laughable is on me, not him.<\/p>\n

This morning Tobycat decided to give herself a bath on the kitchen table. Kind of odd, actually, because she’s usually a reclusive kitty–opting for high out-of-the-way places or under beds for her incessant grooming.<\/p>\n

We were all trying to get out of the door this morning when John pointed out her odd behavior. Then he also realized that this was no ordinary grooming–this was a very thorough licking of her nether regions. And it was accompanied by John’s observation that she she still had a bit of her morning poo stuck in her fur.<\/p>\n

Of course, me–being the Mom that I am–I grabbed a paper napkin, cleaned off her fur and solved the problem in a matter of seconds as John was still standing there giggling. When I shot him a nasty look he replied:<\/p>\n

“Do you realize that of all the places in the house where she could have gone to “clean up”…she chose your placemat?”<\/p>\n

Of course I then reminded him of all the times she’s done the same thing on his pillow.
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