{"id":410,"date":"2005-12-15T03:19:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-15T03:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/janaremy.com\/?p=410"},"modified":"2005-12-15T03:19:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-15T03:19:00","slug":"naps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.janaremy.com\/pilgrimsteps\/2005\/12\/15\/naps\/","title":{"rendered":"naps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Almost every day I take a nap. I started napping during my college days (the first time around), and I&#8217;ve been unable to break the habit since then.<\/p>\n<p>When my kids were little I would take _really_ short 10 minute naps. I would pile up their favorite toys in a kid-friendly, non-choking hazard corner the LR and lay down on the floor across the entryway so I would wake up if they exited the room. For the most part it worked really well. I got my 20 winks and I woke up a much nicer Mom.<\/p>\n<p>As they got older the kids sometimes took advantage of my naps. Like the time when E was about 3 years old and her favorite food was American cheese slices. I had a big stack of them on the inside of the fridge door so she could help herself whenever she wanted one. This was also the time of E&#8217;s life when she was always on my body [ like a baby monkey&#8211;she also spent a lot of time &#8216;grooming&#8217; me&#8211;searching my scalp for flakes of dandruff, cleaning my ears, picking at any of my bumps\/scabs\/pimples\/etc]. When I napped she was usually lying on or near me. I got used to it and usually slept through it. So this one day, she decided to use my napping self as a table for a cheese slice picnic. (Of course I didn&#8217;t know it&#8211;I was sleeping!) A few hours later, after John had come home for dinner and I was headed out the door to a church meeting, he ever-so-calmly remarked that I might want to know that I had cheese slices stuck to the seat of my pants&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Well. I suspect that now that the kids are older they still, um, &#8220;take advantage&#8221; of my sleeping time. Like today, when a lovely package of sinful dark chocolate arrived from my friend Linda. E spied the chocolate and then looked up at me with her big brown eyes:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mom, don&#8217;t you think you&#8217;re getting tired&#8230;Um, don&#8217;t you think it&#8217;s about time for your nap now?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>[Of course, my suspicions that E had her eye on my chocolate was confirmed after dinner when I unwrapped a chocolate and E&#8211;still eating her dinner&#8211;leaned over my hands and immediately started a coughing fit. Garlic fries spewing all over my dessert. Her way of marking her territory, I suppose&#8230;.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Almost every day I take a nap. I started napping during my college days (the first time around), and I&#8217;ve been unable to break the habit since then. 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