{"id":729,"date":"2006-12-29T04:45:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-29T04:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/janaremy.com\/?p=729"},"modified":"2006-12-29T04:45:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-29T04:45:00","slug":"if-this-is-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.janaremy.com\/pilgrimsteps\/2006\/12\/29\/if-this-is-you\/","title":{"rendered":"If this is you&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you find yourself sitting at your laptop watcing a movie that netflicks accidentally sent to you and you are shaking your head at the interminable squeak coming from GameBoy&#8217;s new rock polisher <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">oh, only 20 days of polishing until the stones are ready, you say?<\/span>, and John has just baked sugar cookies chock-full of hydrogenated oils with shards of sugar glistening glistening on their white tops, and tobycat just let you kiss her head three times before she closed her eyes and fell back asleep.  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