{"id":762,"date":"2007-01-23T18:41:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-23T18:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/janaremy.com\/?p=762"},"modified":"2007-01-23T18:41:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-23T18:41:00","slug":"another-post-about-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.janaremy.com\/pilgrimsteps\/2007\/01\/23\/another-post-about-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"another post about sex&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ckbigelow.blogspot.com\">Chris Bigelow<\/a> and some of his buddies published an LDS humor column, &#8220;The Sugar Beet&#8221; (like The Onion for Mormons) for several years and have combined the best of their work into <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">The Mormon Tabernacle Enquirer<\/span>.<br \/><iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=pilgrimgirl-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=8&#038;l=as1&#038;asins=1930074174&#038;fc1=000000&#038;IS2=1&#038;lt1=_blank&#038;lc1=0000FF&#038;bc1=FFFFFF&#038;bg1=FFFFFF&#038;f=ifr\" style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve reprinted a bit of one of their funnier articles here, some positions from the <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Mormon Kama Sutra<\/span>: <\/p>\n<p>Retention and Reactivation<br \/>The Stripling Warrior<br \/>Urim and Thummim<br \/>The PPI<br \/>Hold to the Rod<br \/>The Secret Combination<br \/>Come, Thou Font of Every Blessing<br \/>Hie to Kolob<br \/>The Rameumptom<\/p>\n<p>To this list I would add:<br \/>The Bishop&#8217;s Daughter<br \/>The RM<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ve been trying to come up with some similarly funny positions using Quaker terminology and I haven&#8217;t come up with much&#8211;perhaps I don&#8217;t know the lingo well enough yet.  Perhaps ya&#8217;ll can chime in with some of your own ideas?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Chris Bigelow and some of his buddies published an LDS humor column, &#8220;The Sugar Beet&#8221; (like The Onion for Mormons) for several years and have combined the best of their work into The Mormon Tabernacle Enquirer. 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