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You are feeling worried because you have an appointment to get your snappy Reader&#8217;s badge at the Huntington Library tomorrow morning and know that will involve more than a bit of walking and you don&#8217;t want to cancel because you&#8217;ve been anticipating this event for <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">years<\/span> (plus you have a ride up with a friend and the drive promises some great grad-student gossipy conversation).  Well, if this is you, I suggest that you have GameBoy work on dinner (portobello mushroom ravioli in a butternut squash sauce-yum!)while you sit here a moment with your feet up.  Take a deep breath and realize the peace that you&#8217;ve been feeling since you tripped yesterday and you&#8217;ve been forced to move a little slower.  And remember that slow can be very good&#8230;and then have a spot of tea w\/milk in your favorite mug and&#8230;just breathe.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are looking at your left foot and realizing that your smallest toes are the same color as the purple chair that you are sitting on (having dully tripped on a chairleg and broken and\/or horribly sprained those particular toes yesterday), and you are feeling glad that you were able to wear a shoe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-if-this-is-you"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>if this is you... - PilgrimSteps<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.janaremy.com\/pilgrimsteps\/2007\/06\/08\/if-this-is-you-10\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"if this is you... - 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