This is what I’d be buying John for his birthday if he didn’t already have a drawer full of underdrawers already. Because every _real_ man needs to express his feminist leanings on his skivvies, right?
BTW, ya’ll can stop by MOF on Friday to wish the old man a Happy Thirty-Five!!
A real man and parent will be visibly ecstatic whatever you get him, but internally may be slightly less enthusiastic. One year my wife packed my birthday shirt and tie in a Victoria’s Secret box, but that might be a poor match with the Feminist Morman message.
Yet my first reaction when I saw your post was that I am glad that my wife doesn’t hint about the contents of my own drawers on the web!
Awwww…Jana initially said she was going to get me
this… (warning: profanity)
It’s very clear that you are getting off easily when you put it in that context.
Happy Birthday!